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FOR A DETECTORIST, THE OLD MUD GOD'S NOT A BAD GEEZER !!!
ON SITE "2"
FOR AN ARCHAEOLOGIST, YOU AIN'T BAD EITHER.......MR HARDING !!!
THE CHRISTMAS DOO ON THE 18th DEC.........£700 SMACKER'S OF PRIZES........FOOD GALORE AND LAP DANCING FROM FIELD ANDY DRESSED AS A REINDEER.......WHAT MORE WOULD YOU WANT ??? MEMBERSHIP CARD'S TO BE SHOWN ON THE NIGHT TO GET IN !!!
DIG ME OUT !!! I'M GONNA BLOODY KILL THAT MUD GOD !!!
P.A.S
RECORD WITH P.A.S......IT'S THE FUTURE (PLUS GARLIC BREAD).....WITHOUT PROVENANCE, YOUR FIND IS WORTHLESS TO OUR HISTORY !!!
GETTING YOUR EYE IN COMES WITH TIME......AFTER A COUPLE OF MONTHS YOU COULD BE THE MARTY FELDMEN OF THE 4- SHORE !!!!
THE MUD REALLY STINKS TOO.....SULPHUR AND OIL !!!
DIG !
DETECT !
EYES !
SCRAPE !
THE GOOD TIDE BUBBLE !!
GO TO SITE 2 FOR NEW FIND'S !!!
AS THE CLOCK'S HAVE JUST CHANGED..........YOU DONT ADD THE HOUR ANYMORE.........WHAT IT SEZ IN THE TIDE TABLE FOR LOW TIDE IS NOW CORRECT !!!
FIND....
Digging God...
OR KEBAB KING !!!
RESEARCH....
Scrap'ing by Hand......Gets Results !!!
EVEN I ADMIT I LOOK A RIGHT C**K IN THIS PICTURE !!!
RECORD....
Board Duty......
MORE LIKE BALD DUTY !
"YOUR EYE" IS YOUR BEST TOOL !!!
(MY MUM LOVES ME THOUGH !!)
AND THEN GET IT IN THE EAR, COZ YOUR ALWAYS OUT !!!!!
THE MUD GOD !!!
FROM THE WET TO THE DRY.....
As seen on Crime Watch.........
"IM CHANGING HISTORY, NOT THE WALLPAPER" !!
BUT DONT TELL THE WIFE...
(That H Block Look, "Its the New Black"........)
Boiling Hot and in the Middle of No'where......No Wor'ries !!!!
MUST HOLD THE GUT IN !!!
It Doesn't Get much Better Then This!!
(AND IN THIS CASE "NO FINDS" EITHER !!)
GREAT VIEW....BUT STUBBLE JUST A LITTLE TOO LONG !!
Look at that Muscle Tone......more muscle then a sea food stall !!
WE STILL HIT IT AND ALL OF US HAD SLICED LEGS.......AND LO AND BEHOLD........NO FINDS EITHER !!! STILL, GREAT DAY THOUGH !!!
The Big Ones Coming Up, Ive Got That Feeling Again.....
T AND F
I WISH I GOT A QUID EVERY TIME HE SAID THAT !!
DETECTING HEALTH LINE.........
That Feelings Pros'trate Trouble Prob'a'bly......
DONT LET IMPOTENCY GET YOU "DOWN" !!! (THERE ARE MANY PRODUCTS OUT THERE TO SOLVE THIS EMBARASSING PROBLEM) DONT SUFFER IN SILENCE......
Tools of the trade !!
The Boys get Ready for Detecting!!
Tejon man at the minute.....
I ALWAYS THINK OF THIS CONDITION WHEN I LOOK AT THIS PICTURE !!!
"Its the Mother Load....Lads !"
Sorry,"Old farts".....The Boys was pushing it a bit!!!!
"No, Its a load alright AL".... AND C*AP !! Springs to mind.....
Body of a God...(Hair by peckham council !)
GREAT LOCATION, SUNSHINE AND FIND'S...... WHAT A SUPERB HOBBY !!
Alan in Fancy Dress Costume Outfit of a Metal Detectorist !!!
Detecting large swiss rolls !!!
(Well, It was the Only One Left on the Rail !!)
ABOUT ALL I DID GET ON THIS DAY !!.......STILL, LOOK AT THAT SCEN'ERY.....ITS THE BIZ !!!!!
Acres and Acres to go......
SAY "NO" TO CAMO !!!!
Tools Ready To Go......
GRAB A MACHINE AND GET OUT THERE !!!
Im a Tejon man at the moment (Good Depth , and loves hamms!!)
C.W.A
CAMO WEARIERS ANONYMOUS.
"YOU OWE IT TO YOUR FAMILY"
REMEMBER CAMO WRECKS LIVES,
GET HELP NOW !!!
AND JUST REMEMBER , WHEN YOUR STANDING THERE WITH YOUR £1000 TOP OF THE RANGE PIECE OF KIT ,SOME OLD FART WALKS BY WITH HIS 30 YEAR OLD BEAST AND PULLS OUT A STATER......(ITS SODS LAW !) " ITS HOW WELL YOU KNOW YOUR MACHINE".... (NOT THE PRICE TAG !)
Sun and Finds....What more would you want ???
(PAMELA ANDERSON AND A BEER SPRINGS TO MIND !!)
A MATE OF MINE SAID RECENTLY "I CANT STOP GOING ON YOUR SITE, ITS LIKE READING A M.DETECTING COMIC"............(THANKS DAVE .A )
ITS SORT OF LIKE, SPOT ON, I SUPPOSE !.........ITS EASY TO GET THROUGH, BIT OF A LAUGH, NOT TOO HEAVY, GOOD PICS.......JUST THE MOB HAVING A GOOD TIME !
HAVE A LOOK AT THE FINDS BELOW, THEN CHECK OUT THE CONTENTS PAGES FOR MORE FINDS AND PICS, IN THIS EDITION OF THE THAMES AND FIELD BEANO !!!!
NEXT EDITION....DENNIS AND GNASHER DO CONSERVATION !!!
MORE FINDS THEN IN KEN DODS MATRESS !!!
CHECK OUT THE "ABOUT THE SOCIETY PAGES" FOR 13,000 MORE FINDS !!!
I'M NOT AMUSED BY THE WEB SITE, BUT I WOULD'NT MIND A T+F T-SHIRT !!!
I'D GO FOR THE T+F HOODIE VIC....BUT IT F***S UP MY HAIR !!!
BOMB'S GALORE
LOAD'S OF BOMB'S ON THIS WEBSITE
WOODEN LIME FUSE
LIVE 18c MORTAR CANNON BALL (THERE'S LOAD'S ON THE SITE, AND SOME OVER A 100 POUND'S IN WEIGHT)
WEEZ TALKING SOME MAJOR FIND'S....MY GOOD MAN !!!
"ROME WAS'NT BUILT IN A DAY"
SO I BET THIS WEBSITE TOOK ABOUT 4 MINUTES TO KNOCK UP, AND THAT'S BEING GENEROUS........MAXIMUS PILE OF S*** !!!!
WORKED BONE COUNTERS AND THE BONE WITH PUNCH MARKS !!
ALL THE NEW STUFF'S ON WEBSITE 2........AND NOW IT'S UP TO 13,000 PICTURE'S BETWEEN THE TWO........AVE A LOOK.......IT'S WELL SAUCY !!!
THERE ARE MILLION'S OF BUTTON'S AND FASTENER'S ON THIS WEB SITE
TIGHT WAD AND I GET 2nd PLACE IN THE COIN SECTION FOR THE "NATION'S GREATEST FIND 2006" FINDS NOMINATED BY THE FLO's IN THE VARIOUS REGIONS AND JUDGED BY DR.R.BLAND (HEAD OF PAS) DR.M.LEWIS (DEP HEAD PAS)PETER SPENCER AND JIM HALLIDAY SEE FULL REPORT IN OUR NEWS SECTION OR ITS IN YOUR JULY SEARCHER AND FOR THE COIN, EDWARD 6th HALF SOV- GO TO THE BOTTOM OF THIS PAGE.........
VERY ORNATE LACE CHAPE !!! DO YOU REMEMBER IN THE 70's FOR A SHORT WHILE, THOSE SLASHED OPEN NECK T-SHIRTS WITH LACES GOING ACROSS ??? (I WAS TOO YOUNG !!!) ON THE END'S OF THE LACES WERE PLASTIC CHAPE'S (SAME AS OUR SHOES !!) WELL GO BACK IN TIME AND THE LACES IN SHIRTS ETC HAD CHAPES AS ORNATE AS THIS !!!........ON A DIG YOUR SEE AT LEAST 5 TO 10 PLAIN ONES, SHOWS YOU HOW POPULAR THEY WERE IN THERE TIME !!!
MAJOR AMOUNT'S OF CELTIC ON THIS WEBSITE
FORGET THE REST OF THEM, THIS IS THE WEBSITE WITH REAL DETECTING SOUL !!!!
HAVE A LOOK AT OUR "ROMAN WOMEN SECTION" !!! FOR SOME SAUCY LOOKING CHICK'S
WORKED FLINT WITH A THUMB AND FINGER LEAD SHEATH !!
MEDIEVAL FLOOR TILE'S BY THE BUCKET LOAD ON THIS SITE
DETECTING WILL NEVER BE THE SAME AGAIN !!! OFF WITH THE ANORAKS, AND IN WITH THE ARMANI SUITS.....ALRIGHT THEN, YELLOW WATERPROOFS !!!
YOU'VE ALL HAD THE BUTTON'S......BUT HOW MANY OF YOU HAVE FOUND THE MOULD ??? ( "CANT HEAR MANY SHOUTING OUT" !!!) IT ONLY HAPPEN'S ON THE THAMES !!!!
LOOK AT THE STATE OF MY FINGER'S......YOU SURE YOU WANNA SEARCH THE THAMES ????
THERE ARE NOW 13,000 PICTURE'S ON THIS SITE......START AT THE BOTTOM OF THE CONTENT SECTION'S (AT THE TOP OF THE PAGE) AND WORK YOUR WAY UP !!!!
HAVE A LOOK AT THE WORLD FAMOUS "WITCH POT" SECTION ON THIS SITE !!!
I LIKE THE "TABOO, COIN CLEANING"!!! SECTION.....DOES HE FRIGGING KNOW WHAT HE'S DOING ???
I'D OPT FOR THE JETTON'S PAGE !!!
I PI*SED MYSELF ON THE "LOGO/T-SHIRT PAGE" SECTION !!!
"CANNON BALL'S ARE US" ON THIS WEBSITE !!!
A GOOD THAMES MAN SHOULD KNOW HE'S BALLS !!
I USED TO KNOW THIS OF BY HEART....CANNON BALLS, BORE AND WEIGHT (AS IVE GOT OLDER I CANT EVEN REMEMBER MY NAME !!) I'LL GO FROM SMALL TO LARGE......RABINET,SERPENTINE,FALCONET,FALCON,MINION,BASTARD-CULVERIN,SACAR,DEMI-CULVERIN,BASILISK,CULVERIN,CANNON PETRO,DEMI-CANNON,BASTARD CANNON,CANNON 7",CANNON 8" AND THE CANNON ROYAL..........IVE ALWAYS BEEN GOOD WITH MY BALLS!!!! CARRY ON INNUENDO !!.....YOU CANT BEAT IT !!
P.S.......IF YOU WANT SIZE'S AND WEIGHT'S GIVEN TO YOUR BALLS...GIVE US A SHOUT.......MY FIRST WORDS WILL BE SMALL (OBVIOUS !!) THEN I'LL TELL YOU WHAT IT CAME FROM..........WE CAN CALL THIS SECTION "STEVE TALKS BALL" WHO SAID S**T ???? I HEARD SOMEONE OUT THERE !!! SPEAK UP........
TAKE A CLOSE LOOK......."RD 1598".....SOMEONE'S CARVED THE KNIFE HANDLE WITH THE DATE AND THE INTIALS OF THE OWNER !!...... ON ONE SIDE IT HAS A SKULL HEADED FIGURE, WITH A SWORD IN ONE HAND AND A SEVERED HEAD IN THE OTHER. THE OTHER SIDE IT HAS ANGELS IN BEAUTIFUL POSES !!.......THE HANDLE SHOWS LIFE AND DEATH IN THE 1600's, BUT WITH A PERSONAL TOUCH (THE OWNER'S CARVED INITIAL'S !) THESE ARE THE ITEMS THAT MEAN THE MOST TO THE THAMES MOB......HISTORY WITH A PERSONAL TOUCH !!!!
A DANDY'S CLAY WIG CURLER
WHEN YOU SEE TIGHT WAD AT THE NEXT MEETING ....ASK HIM ABOUT WHEN HE DUG THROUGH A 17th CENTURY WOMANS SKELETON AND THOUGHT IT WAS A DOG !!!!!
IRON AGE SKULL FRAGMENT !!!
THERE'S LOAD'S OF BOTTLE'S ON THIS SITE
FOLLOW THE RULES AND GET YOUR EYE IN !!! AND WITH A BIT OF LUCK.........YOU MIGHT BE AS LUCKY AS US ??? IF YOU SEE A FELLOW MUDLARK, "JUST ASK FOR A TIP".......THERE'S ALWAYS A TIP FOR A NEW FACE !!!
I'LL GIVE YOU A TIP !!!
F**K OFF !!!
LOOK'S LIKE TIGHT WAD'S DOWN THE HOLE THEN !!!
FOLLOW THE THAMES RULES !!!
JUST REMEMBER......"ONLY MUDLARK'S CAN DIG HOLE'S"!!!......THE NORMAL PLA LICENCE LET'S YOU DETECT TO A DEPTH OF THREE INCHES ONLY, AND THIS IS "ONLY IN CERTAIN AREA'S ON THE THAMES" !!!............IF YOU ARE CAUGHT IN A RESTRICTED AREA (MUDLARK SECTION) YOU WILL BE ASKED TO LEAVE BY THE RIVER POLICE OR ARRESTED !!! (OR HUNG BY A MUDLARK !!!)
TO MAKE IT MORE SIMPLE......THE TOWER OF LONDON SIDE OF THE THAMES FROM WESTMINSTER TO WAPPING IS OUT OF BOUNDS TO EVERYBODY APART FROM MUSEUM OF LONDON "MUDLARKS" !!!! YOUR NORMAL PLA PERMIT TO A MAX OF 3" FOR DETECTING IS FOR "CERTAIN AREAS" ONLY ON "THE OPPOSITE SIDE" !!! (GLOBE SIDE).......READ YOUR PLA LICENCE FOR INFO !!!!
REMEMBER THE THAMES IS VERY DANGEROUS PLACE IN MANY WAYS !!!......DO NOT TAKE RISKS AS YOU CAN AND WILL DROWN DOWN THERE FOR SURE, IF YOU DO NOT KNOW WHAT YOUR DOING !!!..........SO JOIN OUR CLUB AND LEARN THE TRADE FROM A MUSEUM OF LONDON MUDLARK IN SAFETY !!!!
"REMEMBER THE THAMES IS LIKE NO OTHER PLACE IN THE WORLD FOR DETECTING" !!! GET A LICENCE NOW AND STICK TO THE RULES !!!
1580 DAGGER FROM THE THAMES, IS NOW ON FULL VIEW ON THE "MORE GREAT FIND'S" SECTION !!!
OLDEST COIN HERE.....1598......GO TO THE "MORE GREAT FINDS SECTION" FOR CLOSE UP'S OF THIS AMAZING FIND !!!!
GO TO THE "TABOO" COIN CLEANING SECTION ON THIS WEBSITE !!!
ALSO GO TO THE ACID SECTION'S FOR CLEANING (WEBSITE 2)
BEFORE CLEANING !!!!
OLD TIGHT WAD ALWAYS GETS THE MOST FROM OUR COINS. HERE ON ANDYS BIG BEAST.......HE'S CLEANED IT, SMOKED IT, THEN ADDED OUR SECRET TOP LAYER ?.........COMES OUT GOOD EH !!
AND AFTER !!!
LOOK ITS DATED........ VERY RARE !!.........GO TO OUR NEW JETTON SECTION FOR MUCH MORE........
YOU CAN SEE WHY THEY HAD TO COUNTER STAMP THIS SLAP ?.....ITS WORN FLAT !!!
AFTER 2000 YEARS....TO BE DUG UP BY THIS IDIOT !!
REMEMBER....DONT STASH IT....P.A.S IT !!!
IN !!!
IM A 1450-1550 COMICAL BELT MOUNT, MY NOSE IS A LONG RIVIT THAT MOVES IN AND OUT !!!
I HAVE NO PARALLELS IN ANY MUSEUM, SO IF YOU COME ACROSS A MATE FOR ME (A BIRD WITH A BIG NOSE WOULD BE NICE !!!) GIVE ME A SHOUT
AND ONE FOR THE LADIES....OUT !!!
JUST REMEMBER CHAPS........... ITS NOT THE SIZE OF YOUR RIVIT, ITS THE WAY THAT YOU USE IT.....TAKE IT FROM **** NOSE HERE !!!
JAMES 1st (Laurel...20 Shillings)Coin Weight, All the Roman Grots plus a real stinker(not shown) lead token and the nice little Silver Deny.......All found by Eye, by a complete Beginner from one session, walking the 4-shore !!!!!
JUST REMEMBER...THIS WAS HIS FIRST TRIP DOWN ON THE 4-SHORE WITH A MUDLARK GUIDE.......PLUS, HE HAD A BAG OF INTRESTING DROSS TOO !!!
HERE WE GO LADIES AND GENTS , "THE EASTER BET" NICE LITTLE CLUSTER OF BEASTS ,BUT , YES YOU SPOTTED IT !!!! ITS THAT TOP RIGHT ONE.......OOOOOOHHHH MISSEZ SRINGS TO MIND....TIGHT .W. AND I THINK ITS A ATHELRED 11,BUT THERE ARE SO MANY VARIATIONS, WE COULD BE WRONG !.........WHAT DO YOU THINK ????? GIVE US A SHOUT ON THE BOARD. (JUST TO RUB IT IN ,WE ALSO HAD A BUCKET OF ODDS AND SODS!)........ANY TAKERS FOR THE BET ???
AETHELRED 11 978-1016 (THERES ONLY ONE OTHER !!....AND IT WAS FOUND IN A VIKING HOARD )
TURNS OUT ITS A RARE ONE......THERES ONLY ONE OTHER !!!
TO END UP ON A SITE LIKE THIS.....
ITS AN INSULT TO THE MONARCHY !!
"CHILL OUT LIZ.....ITS A GAS" !!!
THIS IS THE PADLOCK TO TIGHTWADS WALLET !!
IT ALWAYS SEE'S LIGHT IN THE PUB, WHEN HE SE'Z........"I CANT FIND THE KEY, LEND US A TENNER" !! IT ALWAYS HAPPENS ON HIS ROUND TOO.....FUNNY THAT !!
THIS MASSIVE QUANT COMES UP TO YOUR WAIST HEIGHT AND TOOK TWO OF US TO LIFT IT OUT THE HOLE ..........
THE NATIONS GREATEST DETECTING FINDS !!!!
2nd PLACE !!!
OLD TIGHTWAD AND I SH*T OURSELVE'S WHEN THIS POPPED OUT THE HOLE !!!
ON THE 29/3/07 THIS COIN CAME 2ND IN THE MOST SIGNIFICANT COIN SECTION FOR THE "NATION'S GREATEST FIND 2006" THIS WAS RUN BY P.A.S......YOU CAN READ THE WRITE UP IN THE NEWS SECTION........
BOAT HOOKS FROM THE DIG......
THIS COIN LOOKS FLAT AS ITS JUST BEEN CLEANED AND IS READY FOR ITS EMPHASIZING TREATMENT......A REAL RARE YOUNG MAN TO FIND !!!!! TO FIND SILVER FROM THIS BOY IS RARE , BUT WHEN ITS GOLD..........ITS ULTRA RARE.........
THERE'S ONLY "ONE" OTHER IN THE WORLD OF THIS TYPE !!!!
BLOODY HELL !!!!.....THIS IS A LOT HARDER THAN "JANET AND JOHN GO TO THE SEASIDE"........
WHY'S HE GOT THE SPINK UPSIDE DOWN ???
THAMES ANDY AND I ,LOOKING FOR THIS RARE LITTLE BEAST IN SPINK.......STILL WITH THE MUD ON US FROM THE DIG !!!!!! WE LOOK LIKE THE KRAYS OF METAL DETECTING...............
I THOUGHT I HAD LOST SOME PICS ON THE P.C FOR EVER , BUT FOUND THEM IN A OBSCURE FILE.......LOOK AT THAT POSE ITS DEFINITELY A FRONT COVER POSE...... "NO , NOT TRAIN SPOTTING MONTHLY" !!!! I WAS TESTING OUT A MACHINE ON THE THAMES FOR A WELL KNOWN COMPANY......
SEE SAXON I.D IN PAGES SECTION !! (above)
FRIG ME A GREAT WHITE SHARK !!!
YES, IT'S "BANK HOLIDAY", SO EVEN THE MUD GOD HAS TO TENDER HIS WEEDS !!!......BUT AS YOU CAN SEE, MINE'S A MINI 4-SHORE TOO......ALL THAT IRON.......RUST IN PEACE !!!!
IF I COULD ESCAPE FROM THE MISSES , I'D BE DOWN THE THAMES.....BL**DY GARDEN DUTIES !!! "YES DEAR, IM COMING" !!!!
IVE BEEN WORKING ON THESE KEYS FOR A WHILE NOW (WHO WANTS LUMPS OF IRON CRUD ???) GIVE THEM A BIT OF LOVE (CHEMICALS AND DREMMEL !) AND NOW LOOK AT THESE EXQUISITE BEASTS !!!
ITS EVERY WHERE !!!!
IVE ALWAYS LIKED WORKED COINS FOR SOME REASON ? ,HERES JUST A FEW.......
WHAT IS IT ?
TIGHT WAD AND MYSELF DUG THIS STRANGE HANGER UP TODAY !!! I LOST THE BOTTOM HALF OF THE BELL IN THE THAMES , AS I WASHED IT...........YOU SHOULD HAVE SEEN TIGHTS FACE, (WINGE AND GIT ,SPRINGS TO MIND !!)
WE'LL SEE WHAT THE MUSEUM SE'Z ABOUT IT ???? HAD A COUPLE OF COINS,18th SYRINGE,AND A GREAT MEDIEVAL KEY (WORKING ON IT NOW.....IT'S A CRACKER !!!) ANY BODY HAD ANY THING LIKE IT ?? IV'E SEEN EAR SCOOPS LIKE IT !! (as in the way the wire is twisted !!)
IT'S A c 1500 TO 1550 COPPER ALLOY CHATELAINE FOR WHICH KEYS AND TOILET IMPLEMENTS WERE SUSPENDED (RATHER THAN FOR HOLDING TOGETHER PARTS OF THE COSTUME LIKE THE SMALLER HOOKED CLASPS !!)
THERE'S A LOT OF NEW HIT'S PER DAY COMING FROM AMERICA (GREAT TO HAVE YOU ON THE SITE PEOPLE !!) DONT THINK THIS IS THE END OF THE FINDS PIC'S......GO BACK TO THE CONTENTS OF THE SITE AND HAVE A LOOK AT THE OTHER SECTIONS, SO FAR ABOUT 13,000+ PHOTO'S !!!! KEEP LOOKING TOO, AS WE ADD MORE PIC'S AS WE DIG......ALSO AFTER YOU'VE HAD A LOOK , LEAVE A MESSAGE ON THE BOARD AS ITS GOOD TO HEAR FROM YOU.....CHEERS STEVE.
I WORKED ON THIS KEY FOR JUST UNDER TWO HOURS.....IT'S COME UP LOOKING THE BIZ (AFTER THE FULL CLEAN.....PLUS MY TOP TIP.....GUN OIL !!)
THE "GOLDEN" BOY KING !!
GO TO THE CLEANING SECTION'S ON HERE FOR MORE
18th CENT SYRINGE..... WITH ALL THOSE BOILS AND NO ANTIBIOTIC'S, HOW YOU GONNA GET RID OF THAT PUS ?....SUCK IT OUT !!.....NO NEEDLE TOO, JUST THAT BLUNT END.....OUCH !!! (THAT'S GONNA STING !! ) WHAT'S A BOIL AMONGST FRIENDS ANYWAY ???
BACK OF THE BOY KING.......JUST CLEANED , NEEDS TO BE TONED DOWN TO GET THE MOST FROM THIS RARE BOY !!!
THIS BLUNT END STUCK UP YOUR BLUNT END ???
AND.....WAS ALSO USED FOR 200 YEAR'S FOR INJECTING MERCURY DOWN THE (HOW CAN I PUT THIS ???) THE "EYE" OF YOUR LITTLE FRIEND !!!.....WHEN YOU CAUGHT THE CLAP !!!
HENCE THE TERM....."THIRTY MINUTES WITH VENUS, AND THIRTY DAY'S WITH MERCURY !!!! SO NEXT TIME YOU GET A STD......DONT MOAN !!!
29th APRIL 07.....GOT UP AT 3.30 THIS MORNING TO CATCH THE TIDE ,NOT A LOT AS YOU CAN SEE...... BUT THERE'S IS A NICE STRAP END IN THERE AND A EARLY LANCE (WHICH I WILL NOW START TO CLEAN !!) TIGHT WAD AND I THOUGHT WE MIGHT HAVE ONE DECENT COIN UP , BUT THERE YOU GO...........
THERE ARE HUNDRED'S OF OUR DIG'S ON THIS SITE, JUST LIKE THIS ONE....HAVE A LOOK !!!
A CAST COPPER ALLOY ANIMAL HEAD TERMINAL FROM A 1600-I750c KNIFE........
A GREAT LOOKING STRAP END !! (IT'S BIG BEAST TOO....)
ALL MAIN THREE ITEMS CLEANED UP FROM THE DIG TODAY, THE NEEDLE SHAPED LANCE WAS NEEDED TO PENETRATE THE PLATE ARMOUR AFTER ITS INTRODUCTION IN THE 13th CENTURY(IT'S COME UP WELL, WITH NO ROT !!) WHEN WOULD YOU SEE THAT CONDITION ON IRON, FROM A FIELD ??
IVE SAT ON THIS COIN FOR 300 YEARS........AND TO END UP, ON A NAFF SITE !!!!!
ALL I WANNA DO IS PUT MY ARM DOWN...........GIVE US A BREAK.
WIG CURLER'S MAKER'S MARK !!!
THE CUTLERS MARK HAS BEEN FILLED WITH COPPER TO MAKE IT STAND OUT, ON THIS GREAT KNIFE........
"HENRY MY GOOD MAN"
I THINK THE BOYS A GEN'IUS !!!
CRAP SITE !!! THE MAN'S A FOOL.....
"OFF WITH HIS HEAD"!!!
THERE ARE NOW OVER 13,000+ PICS ON THIS SITE, SO GO BACK TO THE CONTENT'S AND START CLICKING......YOU LUCKY PEOPLE !!!!!
GO TO THE "SHIRT'S OFF" SECTION.....BUT NOT ON A FULL STOMACH !!!
THERE ARE LOAD'S MORE PICTURES ON EACH PAGE, SO GO BACK TO THE "ABOUT THE SOCIETY PAGES" AND HAVE A LOOK. I TRY TO ADD TO THE SITE EVERY WEEK AND AT THIS MOMENT IN TIME ARE WORKING ON A MASSIVE ROMAN AND HAMMERED SECTION......SO ALWAYS COME BACK TO THE SITE EVERY NOW AND THEN TO LOOK AT THE NEW SECTIONS........ALSO REMEMBER TO LEAVE A NOTE ON THE MESSAGE BOARD AS WE LIKE TO HEAR FROM YOU TOO !!!
ITS A WELL KNOWN FACT ON "ALL FORUMS" AND MESSAGE BOARD'S YOU GET LOADS ON THE WEBSITE HAVING A LOOK !!! BUT NOBODY SE'Z ANYTHING.........SO PLEASE COME ON AND "SAY SOMETHING"......EVEN C**P WOULD BE APPRECIATED......PLUS THERE'S "WEBSITE 2" NOW TO HAVE A LOOK AT !!!
WELL ME OLD MUD GOD.......I'VE GOTTA SAY IT'S ONE HELL OF A WEB SITE !!!.....AND HAS ANY ONE EVER SAID HOW MUCH YOU LOOK LIKE BRAD PIT ????
I KNOW THE TALL BLOKE IN THE T+F SHIRT'S FAMOUS, BUT WHO'S THE OLD GIT WITH THE HAT ON ????
CHEERS PHIL !!!.......WANNA BUY A THAMES AND FIELD T-SHIRT ???
TIME TEAM
GO TO THE "2 BIG R-SOLE'S" SECTION, FOR MICK AND TONY ON THIS SITE..........."PHIL HARDING" IS A GOD !!!!...........GO TO THE SECTION AND VOTE !!!
I'D USE A DIFFERENT CAMERA ANGLE ON THAT ONE CHAP'S !!!! AND IVE JUST CHANGED THE SCRIPT TOO......"ACTION, TAKE ONE"!!!!
I JUST DONT KNOW WHERE TO GO WITH THE NEXT SHOT BOYS ????
IF HE HAS'NT GOT A FISHING ROD TELL HIM TO F**K OFF NEIL !!!
STEVE, DONT LOOK NOW BUT THERE'S A FRIGGING GNOME ON MY LEFT HAND SIDE !!!!!
THE OLD MUD GOD'S GOOD !!
DO YOU WANT TO BE MY FRIEND ??
NEIL OLIVER IS A AMBASSADOR FOR METAL DETECTING........AND ALSO NOT FORGETTING "HEAD AND SHOULDER'S" AND "HARMONY PRODUCT'S" !!!!
THE MUD GOD GOES ALL SHOWBIZ !!!
THE SITE'S 100% BUFF !!!
THE SITE'S 100% LARD !!!
GONNA DO A NEW SECTION CALLED "WHEN LIPOSUCTION GOES WRONG"!!! CANT THINK WHY I THOUGHT OF THIS SECTION ????
THE SITE'S 100% SAGA ORIENTATED !!!
FIND LOVE IN THE DETECTING COMMUNITY........AND PILSON "GET A ROOM, YOU DIRTY OLD MAN"!!!
THE SITE'S 100% X-RATED
WHO SEZ CARE IN THE COMMUNITY DOES'NT WORK !!!
I LOVE YOU TONY
POLITICALLY FREE ZONE !!!
GO THROUGH ALL THE SECTION'S TO FIND HUNDRED'S MORE PICTURE'S LIKE THESE......."REMEMBER"!!! DETECTING'S NOT ONLY ABOUT FIND'S, IT'S ABOUT HAVING A LAUGH AND GETTING OUT THERE WITH YOUR MATE'S TOO......A SUPERB HOBBY !!!!
SMALL FIND SECTION !!!
NO IT'S NOT A S and M SITE.......BUT I DO HAVE AN IMPRESSIVE CHAINED BALL !!!
ALL THE NEW STUFF IS ON WEBSITE 2 !!!
YES I KNOW I LOOK LIKE I'M ON THE OTHER COACH IN THIS PICTURE !!!
THE SITE'S 100% HEALTH AND SAFETY ORIENTATED !!!
DONT WORRY HERE......I'M STANDING ON TIGHTWAD'S SHOULDER'S !!!
F***ING HURRY UP......I CANT HOLD MY BREATH ANY LONGER !!!
THE SITE'S OUT OF THIS WORLD WITH PIC'S AND FIND'S !!!
TURN YOUR BACK ON ALL THOSE OLD HAT DETECTING SITE'S, AND GO THROUGH THE 13,000+ PICTURE'S ON THIS SITE !!!
THAMES AND FIELD........"SO MUCH MORE" THEN JUST A METAL DETECTING CLUB !!!!
NOW GO BACK TO CONTENT'S FOR SHED LOAD'S MORE FINDS.......AND I MEAN SHED LOAD'S MORE "OVER 13,000 PLUS"!!!
WELL "RASMUS HARDIKER" THE RE-KNOWN COMEDY ACTOR.......WHICH DETECTING WEBSITE HAS MORE MIRTH, PIC'S AND FIND'S THEN ANY OTHER SITE ???
IT'S EASY MUD GOD.....I'LL JUST POINT TO THE NEW STYLE SHIRT !!!
AND STILL ONLY 18 QUID TOO !!!
I'D LIKE TO POINT OUT THAT IN THIS PIC...I SEEM TO LOOK LIKE A FRIGGING ORC, OUT OF LORD OF THE RING'S !!!.....MY BRAD PIT LOOK'S SEEM TO HAVE BEEN DISTORTED IN THIS ONE FOR SOME REASON !!!
IT'S THE ACTOR RASMUS HARDIKER !!!......"RAYMOND" FROM STEVE COOGAN'S "SAXONDALE" !!!
EVEN THE STAR'S PICK THAMES AND FIELD !!!
REMEMBER......THERE'S 13,000 PICTURE'S ON THIS SITE AND NOW A NEW "OVERFLOW WEBSITE 2" FOR LOAD'S MORE PICTURE'S OF MUD AND FIND'S AND FUN !!!!.....PLUS, I LASHED OUT, AND BOUGHT A NEW CAMERA....SO THE PIC'S ARE NOW LOOKING "SHARP....REAL SHARP" !!! ENJOY THE WEBSITE AND THE OVERFLOW TOO.....A REAL FAT SITE !!!
AND JUST REMEMBER, OUR SITE IS ALWAY'S ADDED TOO, EVERY WEEK......AS WE DIG AND FIND, I'LL SLAP THE PICTURE'S ON !!!.....SO KEEP COMING BACK, FOR ONE OF THE BIGGEST DETECTING SITE'S AROUND !!!
AND, AS A LAST NOTE (BUT A VERY IMPORTANT ONE !!!) ......"THAMES AND FIELD" AS A CLUB, IS NOW THE MOST PROLIFIC RECORDER OF FIND'S FOR P.A.S IN THE COUNTRY.......WITH THE HELP OF THE GREAT KATE SUTTON, FROM THE "MUSEUM OF LONDON".
HENCE WHEN I SAY "THE COMIC LOOK AT DETECTING" !!! BUT WITH A SERIOUS UNDERTONE.........DETECTING AS IT SHOULD BE !!!
IT'S A SUPERB HOBBY, AND NOW SO EASY TO RECORD OUR FIND'S FOR FUTURE REFERENCE AT LOCAL DETECTING CLUB'S AND MUSEUM'S (IT'S ALSO BENEFICIAL TO YOU AS A DETECTORIST, IN MANY MANY WAY'S TOO !!!)........METAL DETECTING THOUGH, IS "NOT" A POLITICAL SOAP BOX FOR THE "BURN DETECTORIST'S" BRIGADE !!!......WHO, IF THEY GOT OFF THERE BIASED FAT BUTT'S, AND LOOKED AT CLUB'S AND RECORDING AROUND THE COUNTRY AND MUSEUM AND P.A.S FIGURE'S......MIGHT JUST CHANGE THERE MIND'S !!!......AND I MIGHT BECOME KING OF ENGLAND.....RE-GROW MY HAIR.....AND HAVE A SAUCY NIGHT OUT WITH PAMELA ANDERSON.........NOT !!!
I'LL TAKE ME OLD HAT OFF TO YOU ME OLD MUD GOD.........I JUST HOPE TONY DOES'NT CATCH ME TALKING TO YOU LOT !!!
YOUR A CHEEKY BUGGER, ME OLD MUD GOD !!!
PHIL HARDING IS A GOD !!!......THE TIME TEAM CREW ARE ALL SUPERB TO WORK WITH !!!.......BUT MICK AND TONY ??? (FART AND LIFT SPRING TO MIND !!!)
BUT ALWAY'S REMEMBER WHAT TONY AND MICK SAY !!!........DETECTORIST'S HAVE THE POTENTIAL TO MAKE A GREAT CONTRIBUTION TO ARCHAEOLOGY, IF THEY WORK WITHIN THE LAW AND IN CONJUNCTION WITH LANDOWNER'S AND FIELD ARCHAEOLOGIST'S.......AND IVE WORKED WITH TONY ON SHOW'S, AND AROUND HIM WITH THE TIME TEAM CREW, AND HE'S JUST A NORMAL BLOKE WHO WANT'S TO SEE DETECTING DONE IN CONJUCTION WITH ARCHAEOLOGIST'S......AS A MUDLARK THAT'S ALL IVE EVER DONE WITH THE MUSEUM OF LONDON, SO I KNOW NO DIFFERENT !!!
WHEN IT BOIL'S DOWN TO IT.....HE'S NEVER GONNA A 100% ON DETECTING......"BUT", HE SEE'S A PLACE FOR IT IN ARCHAEOLOGY !!!
BURN THE BUGGER'S TONY !!!
THE ONLY GOOD DETECTORIST...IS A DEAD ONE MICK !!!
HELLO SAILOR
HAMPSTEAD HEATH, FUN FOR ALL DAY.......IS THAT GEORGE IN THAT BUSH ???
I WISH THEY'D STOP BEATING ROUND THE "BUSH".....AND JUST TELL US WHAT THEY REALLY THINK ABOUT METAL DETECTING ???
HAVE A LOOK AT OUR FILM !!! JUST GO TO THE BOB AWARD'S FROM THIS LINK, AND CLICK ON THE PLAY "BEACHCOMBER'S" !!!
CLICK LINK !!!
CLICK LINK !!!
GREAT NEW'S, THE BEACHCOMBER'S FILM WIN'S THE BAFTA !!!
I DREAMED OF THE "FRONT COVER OF WOMAN'S OWN"......BUT THE SEARCHER WILL DO I SPOSE !!!
C.W.A
"CAMO WEARIERS ANONYMOUS"!!!
(DONT LET IT WRECK YOUR LIFE !!!)
SAY "NO" TO CAMO !!!
WORKING CLOSE TO THE WATER LINE....GETS RESULTS !!!
This Just got us "FIND OF THE YEAR" The one and only Black Prince Funerary Badge AD 1376........
AND SUPERB DROWNING POTENTIAL TOO !!"
THE PAUL O'GRADY SHOW
EAGLE AND THE MUD GOD DO THE PAUL O'GRADY SHOW.....AND TONY'S ON WITH US........DID HE TALK TO ME ????.........NO !!!
WHO'S THE TRAMP IN THE JUMPER ???
BUGGER...WHO LET THE MUD GOD ON ???
GOT 10p FOR A CUPPA TEA GUVNOR ???
LOOK AT THE SIZE OF MY BALL PAUL ???
I BET THIS TWAT DROP'S THE BALL AND CHAIN ON MY BUSTER ???
YOU MUST OF GOT THAT JUMPER FOR CHRISTMAS ???....FROM YOUR BLIND NAN, BY THE LOOK'S OF IT EAGLE !!!
GOD'S GOOD !!!
GUFF !!!
I TAKE MIRANDA KRESTOVNIKOFF MUDLARKING FOR COUNTRY LIVES !!!
WE DIG THE FIND'S, THEN OFF TO THE MUSEUM OF LONDON TO GET THEM RECORDED......AND ALSO SIT ON A ROCK IN THE MIDDLE OF THE THAMES ???
ME PILE'S ARE GIVIN ME JIP ON THIS ROCK !!!
THAT'S NOT A ROCK....THAT'S MY PILE'S ???
CHASE ME, CHASE ME !!!
DONT ASK ME FOR GOD'S SAKE !!!
WHAT THE **** IS IT ???
I'LL SHOW HER MY BIT'S WHILE I'M HERE ???
I HOPE I DONT HAVE TO LOOK AT HIS BIT'S !!!
RIGHT....FOUR ADD FOUR ???
BOLLOX, THAT'S A HARD ONE ???
STILL THINKING ON THAT ONE ???
MANNER'S !!!
OOOOOP'S !!!
PARP !!!
YOU GOTTA GIVE ME A ANSWER....COZ THE TIDE'S COMING IN !!!
MY MEDIA MENU
HMMMMM, I THINK IT'S........."CAT" ???
I HAVE NOW DONE WORK FOR CHANNEL 4 AND 5, ITV, RADIO 2 AND 4, COUNTRY LIVE'S, TIME TEAM 4 TIMES, EYE TV, ICON TV, POLKA-DOT TV, HISTORY CHANNEL, CANANDIAN HISTORY CHANNEL, BBC'S ONE SHOW, MORNING TV, PAPER'S AND MAG'S GALORE, TWO BAFTA NOMINATED THAMES FILM'S (ONE A WINNER, AND THE OTHER CAME THIRD) AND HAVE ALSO TAKEN MANY MEDIA CELEB'S ON THE 4-SHORE TO PROMOTE THE WORLD OF MUDLARKING. PLUS NBC, CBC, BBC WORLD SERVICE, GERMAN TV, INSIDE OUT, TIME MAGAZINE, AND EVERY NON-RED PAPER TOO AND EVEN A MENTION IN "VIZ COMIC" !!!
ENDING IN A FILM AT A CINEMA IN LONDON.......ME 20 FOOT HIGH......IT'S NOT NICE I CAN TELL YOU !!! (UGLY *** !!!) "O, AND FOOT FETISH MONTHLY OF COURSE" !!!
ALWAY'S PROMOTE WHAT YOU DO.......AND REACH THE WORLD WITH IT.......AND REMEMBER, THERE'S NOWT WRONG WITH BEING A MEDIA TART IF THERE'S A VALID STORY TO BE TOLD !!!
TV WORK....IT'S THE FUTURE......AND SOFT TOILET ROLL TOO !!!
WE'VE GOT TO DO LOAD'S OF TV WORK....WITH LOAD'S IN PRODUCTION AT THIS MOMENT IN TIME, WITH MY OWN SERIES......WHO'D THOUGHT FARTY OLD DETECTING WOULD GET ME ON THE BOX ??? AND I THOUGHT I WAS GONNA BE A ROCK STAR......"NOT" A BALD HEADED **** ON THE BOX WITH A DETECTOR !!! I LOVE DETECTING, (IT'S THE NEW BLACK !!!) SO MY AGENT SEZ ???
AT THE TOP OF THIS PAGE THERE ARE LOAD'S OF SUB-SECTION'S FOR YOU TO CLICK ON......AND THERE'S NOW WEBSITE TWO (THE OVERFLOW SITE, WHICH ALL THE NEW PICTURE'S NOW GO ON) SO GRAB A CUP OF TEA AND A BISCUIT, AND HAVE A GANDER FOR THREE TO FOUR HOUR'S AT 13,000 PIC'S......THERE'S MASSES OF IT !!!!
THIS SITE AND 2, NOW HAS 13,000 PICTURE'S OF OUR FIND'S......IT'S A BLOODY FAT SITE TO SAY THE LEAST !!!
ALL OUR FIND'S ARE RECORDED WITH P.A.S........THAT'S THE RULE'S WITH THAMES AND FIELD........YOU WANNA JOIN........YOU GOTTA RECORD !!!
JUST REMEMBER.......WITHOUT THE PROVENANCE OF YOUR FIND......THAT ITEM YOU'VE FOUND IS JUST WORTHLESS TO OUR HISTORY......DO IT RIGHT FROM THE START.......AND RECORD IT !!!
ALL THE NEW STUFF'S ON WEBSITE 2
DONT STASH IT......P.A.S IT !!!
WEBSITE 2 FOR ALL THE NEW FIND'S..........HAVE A LOOK !!!
JUST REMEMBER THIS IS ONLY "ONE PAGE".......THERE ARE HUNDRED'S LIKE THIS ON THE TWO WEBSITE'S...........AND ALL THE NEW PICTURE'S AND FIND'S ARE ON WEBSITE 2.......SO AVE A LOOK !!!
IT'S A MASSIVE SITE......WEBSITE 2.....FOR ALL THE NEW PIC'S !!!
NOW WITH 13,000 PICTURE'S !!!
ALL THE NEW STUFF'S ON WEBSITE 2 !!!
AND AT A SLIGHT ANGLE........I'M TELLIN YOU, I DO LOOK LIKE BRAD PITT !!!
GOOGLE "THAMES BALL AND CHAIN" TO SEE HOW FAMOUS THIS FIND BECAME !!! IT'S EVEN GOT IN THE VIZ COMIC.......WHEN SUICIDAL SID STEAL'S IT FROM THE MUSEUM AND TRY'S TO KILL HIMSELF WITH IT........NOW THAT'S FAME !!!
SO MUCH MORE THEN SOME OLD FARTY DECTECTING CLUB SITE !!!
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